An old man married a wife than his small ten years old

An old man married a wife than his small ten years old, has recently failed to meet her! My wife recently stewed me every day ginseng, sea cucumber, velvet impotence. The old man is very upset, I feel this is not a solution to the problem, so seek medical help! The doctor said: "If ginseng, sea cucumber, velvet does not work, try eggplant, cucumber, carrot!

Today, suddenly want to eat lollipops

Today, suddenly want to eat lollipops, but forget the name of the lollipop, so he asked a small partner: "The lollipop is called the Himalayas or Mount Everest to?" Little partner looked at me and said: "You It 's the Alps.

Somewhere on the Atlantic

Somewhere on the Atlantic, the Soviet Union and the US nuclear submarine happened to float in one place. In this case,
The crew of the Soviet submarines stood on the deck in disorderly order, half-drunk captain angrily shouted:
Who threw the boots on the console? I ask again: Who his mother threw the boots to the console?
Just on the US submarine deck captain heard,
Compared with the Soviet captain, he not only shaved beard and full of energy. And his men is orderly.
Apparently he was proud. He said: Oh, this is if we in the United States ............
The Soviet captain impatiently interrupted him: the line, has no United States it! "
Then he continued to roar to his men: "I ask again, who his mother threw the boots on the console go ?!"