A woman didn't come home one night, the next day with the husband said he slept on a female friend there, give her a call of her husband's 10 best friends, have no a friend know about it!
A man didn't come home one night to sleep, the next day he told his wife that he sleeps in a brother there, her to call his wife's 10 best friends have eight of them determine her husband sleep in...
And two, said: "your husband is still in my place today!"
Someone give wife see this post, I didn't think his wife's interest daihatsu, immediately call his friend asked him if he was in their place. Can imagine as a result, once again proved that view! More ridiculous is a the elder brothers had said he was drunk, in his house was asleep, and asked his wife want to call him up to answer the phone?
After hung up the phone, that elder brothers phone immediately hit on his mobile phone, just get a before he could speak yell: where? Quick go home, your wife is looking for you, I said you got drunk in my house... Back and don't forget to drink before... Finished, he looked at his wife speechless...
Reading: we all heard about the story of the Wolf came. But don't know if I cried Wolf come in every day. When we preached for each other's trust. Don't forget the other side of the trust is to have a clear conscience.
2, about the instinct
Specializes in women's marriage service shop in downtown new opening, women can enter directly select a right spouse. In the doorway, made a sign: a person can only go in shopping - times! The store has four floors, with the rise of the height, man's quality also is higher, but the customer can choose a husband in any floor or choose upstairs, but cannot be returned to the shop floor before...
A woman to the store to look for a husband. On the first floor write: these men have jobs.
A woman on the second floor, the second floor reads: these men have jobs and love kids, also very handsome. A: wow! She sighed, but still force myself to climb.
On the third floor: these men have jobs and love kids, suffocating handsome, will also help to do the housework, more have a strong romantic feelings. Woman just want to stay in the floor, but still hold full of expectation towards the highest layer.
The fourth floor appeared a huge electronic bulletin board, top write a way: you are the 123456789th visitor on this floor, there are no any man, the existence of this floor just to prove how woman is not easy to please.
Soon, specialized in men's marriage service shop opened across the street, mode of operation to the former. The first layer of beautiful women. The second woman beautiful and rich... As a result, the second floor above never man go up...
Reading: a woman's instinct is fantasy. The instinct of a man is reality. This is why good leftover woman more than good man why left forever, is why marriage hatred female than hatred of men in reason. With empty hands, and seize the advantages of existing, and love life.
3, about the change
In love, men with women. The woman say: you hug me too tight, I'm suffocating. Men say with smile: love hold you, otherwise I couldn't sleep. When they become husband and wife, one day a woman complaints: don't you go to bed in the evening hold me, and I a person sleep what is the difference? Man and says, embrace together, everybody don't sleep well, don't you think?
One day, the man suddenly the woman picked up in the downtown, a long way. Women smile to say: are you crazy? Get me down, let a person see the bad. The man said, afraid of? I like to hold you. Several years later, the woman to the man in the downtown in pettish, hug me! The man said: are you crazy?
One day, a woman with man and says, hug me! Man darling bend, holding a woman to go to bed. Several years later, women and men said: hug me to go to bed! The man didn't good the spirit ground say: your foot is broken?
One day, the man promised woman: even if you become in the future - a big fat woman, I also want to hug you every day; You become old woman, I also continue to hold you. Years later, the woman fat, old, to a man. The man didn't good the spirit ground say: do you want to kill me?
Reading: it's hard to believe, the day you don't cherish you, and after years of was the same man.
4, about requirements
0 to 5 years old, female: mom/m: mom.
6-10 years old:
Woman: not hate boys
Man: boy can accompany me to bully girls
11 to 15 years old:
Female: 105678 old elder brother
Man: football, basketball, tennis, table tennis...
16-20 years old:
Female: seventeen or eighteen everyone praised the "big handsome boy"
Man: woman, woman can!
21 to 25 years old:
Female: men between the ages of 25 and 29, and have a career, grade, talent...
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
26 to 30 years old:
Woman: is still insist that men who are older than they are
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
30 to 40 years old:
Woman: good man of conjunction of the mind
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
40 to 50 years old:
Woman: the man
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
50 to 60 years old:
Woman: can die with her man
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
70-80 years old:
Female: find the 50 s and 60 s, don't need to take care of yourself
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
80-90 years old:
Female: late death of a man than he
Man: though I have presbyopia, see not clear... But I still hope is 20 to 24 years old...
Conclusion: after man since 20 years old, the need for a woman is very single-minded!
Reading: a woman, to love before the age of 25. 25 after thorough farewell to love, dream and the dream is in a man, not as good as the dream on myself, anyway, after the men from the age of 20 is not saved.
And two, said: "your husband is still in my place today!"
Someone give wife see this post, I didn't think his wife's interest daihatsu, immediately call his friend asked him if he was in their place. Can imagine as a result, once again proved that view! More ridiculous is a the elder brothers had said he was drunk, in his house was asleep, and asked his wife want to call him up to answer the phone?
Reading: we all heard about the story of the Wolf came. But don't know if I cried Wolf come in every day. When we preached for each other's trust. Don't forget the other side of the trust is to have a clear conscience.
2, about the instinct
Specializes in women's marriage service shop in downtown new opening, women can enter directly select a right spouse. In the doorway, made a sign: a person can only go in shopping - times! The store has four floors, with the rise of the height, man's quality also is higher, but the customer can choose a husband in any floor or choose upstairs, but cannot be returned to the shop floor before...
A woman to the store to look for a husband. On the first floor write: these men have jobs.
A woman on the second floor, the second floor reads: these men have jobs and love kids, also very handsome. A: wow! She sighed, but still force myself to climb.
On the third floor: these men have jobs and love kids, suffocating handsome, will also help to do the housework, more have a strong romantic feelings. Woman just want to stay in the floor, but still hold full of expectation towards the highest layer.
The fourth floor appeared a huge electronic bulletin board, top write a way: you are the 123456789th visitor on this floor, there are no any man, the existence of this floor just to prove how woman is not easy to please.
Soon, specialized in men's marriage service shop opened across the street, mode of operation to the former. The first layer of beautiful women. The second woman beautiful and rich... As a result, the second floor above never man go up...
Reading: a woman's instinct is fantasy. The instinct of a man is reality. This is why good leftover woman more than good man why left forever, is why marriage hatred female than hatred of men in reason. With empty hands, and seize the advantages of existing, and love life.
3, about the change
In love, men with women. The woman say: you hug me too tight, I'm suffocating. Men say with smile: love hold you, otherwise I couldn't sleep. When they become husband and wife, one day a woman complaints: don't you go to bed in the evening hold me, and I a person sleep what is the difference? Man and says, embrace together, everybody don't sleep well, don't you think?
One day, the man suddenly the woman picked up in the downtown, a long way. Women smile to say: are you crazy? Get me down, let a person see the bad. The man said, afraid of? I like to hold you. Several years later, the woman to the man in the downtown in pettish, hug me! The man said: are you crazy?
One day, a woman with man and says, hug me! Man darling bend, holding a woman to go to bed. Several years later, women and men said: hug me to go to bed! The man didn't good the spirit ground say: your foot is broken?
One day, the man promised woman: even if you become in the future - a big fat woman, I also want to hug you every day; You become old woman, I also continue to hold you. Years later, the woman fat, old, to a man. The man didn't good the spirit ground say: do you want to kill me?
Reading: it's hard to believe, the day you don't cherish you, and after years of was the same man.
4, about requirements
0 to 5 years old, female: mom/m: mom.
6-10 years old:
Woman: not hate boys
Man: boy can accompany me to bully girls
11 to 15 years old:
Female: 105678 old elder brother
Man: football, basketball, tennis, table tennis...
16-20 years old:
Female: seventeen or eighteen everyone praised the "big handsome boy"
Man: woman, woman can!
21 to 25 years old:
Female: men between the ages of 25 and 29, and have a career, grade, talent...
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
26 to 30 years old:
Woman: is still insist that men who are older than they are
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
30 to 40 years old:
Woman: good man of conjunction of the mind
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
40 to 50 years old:
Woman: the man
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
50 to 60 years old:
Woman: can die with her man
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
70-80 years old:
Female: find the 50 s and 60 s, don't need to take care of yourself
Male: 20 to 24, beautiful and slender woman
80-90 years old:
Female: late death of a man than he
Man: though I have presbyopia, see not clear... But I still hope is 20 to 24 years old...
Conclusion: after man since 20 years old, the need for a woman is very single-minded!
Reading: a woman, to love before the age of 25. 25 after thorough farewell to love, dream and the dream is in a man, not as good as the dream on myself, anyway, after the men from the age of 20 is not saved.
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