New to quite sensible.

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The first time the plane landed, in order to cover up the plane has not been sitting before, the whole has been very calm, very cold, cold when the meal waved his hand, said the disdain for this simple meal, success.
If not the last of the plane I unlock the button in the seat belt (last sister next to help solve), Mom, this force has 100 points. .

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Home New Year, a few old classmates to meet non-go to the city Hi skin, so the old squad leader to drive, with us on the road.
The village is full of very narrow cement road, only enough to pass a car, a little attention may hit the wall or turn ditch.
Suddenly the old squad leader turned, proudly said: "Zeyang, look at my technology, not like a driver 's license?
Suddenly, the car quietly.

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Fang Fang's father hanging pictures, he hung the first one, then called Fang Fang from the back to see if he hung the second one is flush with the first. To discuss auspicious, he told Fang Fang said: If I hung high, you say rich, if I hung low, you say healthy.
When he hung the painting, Fang Fang left and right look are the same Qi, so the report said: Dad, do not get rich, not healthy. . .

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Brother brother-in-law training at home, self-help ability of small nephew, brother for pain-like fake pretend fainted, sister-in-law rushed to the little nephew said: Dad fainted how to do it?
Little nephew stunned for a moment, quickly rushed into the kitchen hit a scoop of water shouted: look at me! And then poured water to the head of a splashing brother ... ...
Do not say this move very useful, my brother flew up to seize his nephew beat a meal!
This seems to be nothing wrong with it, so on television!

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Friends and we complained that Laozhang Ren is now too hard to please, and asked him loud noise, and he said his wife was afraid of his father idle, and told him to rent him to give him all kinds of onion ginger garlic Miao pass the time, a friend quickly , The results Laozhang also angry, and we all followed sympathy for some ...
Later learned that he gave sixty old man rented twenty acres of paddy fields, uncle sat Ranger side, thoughts of chaos! .

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Remember a child, a kind of snack called smoke sugar, is like packaging like smoke, but in essence is a hard candy.
Cut cut, I bought two, with friends to eat, Diao in the mouth like a great smoking.
I came home, was the father to see, a pros and cons, smoke sugar off the ground, hard candy broken wood to have?
Then there is a pros and cons: you lie to me, so you lie to me. .

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On the junior high school, there are school buddies after school with the road smoking, who knows to be his buddies saw his father caught a positive, his father up to him a slap "let you smoke," and then from the pocket a snatch cigarette, Is a slap "Let you smoke Chinese", and then come up with one, a look is Hongtashan, is a slap "Let you loaded force" ...
I looked at the hands of the same table has just sent me into the Hongmei meditation ....

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Just a soldier that would, I brought a bag of chrysanthemum tea from home.
Chat with the squad leader on the 1st think of my tea has not finished, so asked the squad leader: monitor, do not try my chrysanthemum?
Liao Shen looked at the squad leader for a while, said: the new kinda sensible thing.